Everything Musk Go!
watch out for dangerous side-effects
EVERY THING MUSK GO!
Is there any difference between the selling of a product and the selling of a politician? The only difference I can see—if I squint hard or use an electron microscope—is that in commercials for things like drugs or cars, there's some ant-sized print at the bottom of the screen legally informing you that their product (if it's a drug) may cause heart disease, twelve forms of mental illness or severe anal itching; or, that you should be aware that if you're in the market for a new vehicle and you're foolish enough to want four wheels and a drive-shaft, the final price tag will be adjusted astronomically upward.
(Before Trusk/Mump fired FDA inspectors and eliminated consumer protection officials, I would have said:
Shouldn’t there be similar warnings appearing directly beneath the public appearances of politicians?
“Warning: watching Donald Trump or Elon Musk has been shown to cause nausea, a sudden drop in mental capacity, hallucinations, a possible loss of employment and health benefits, or a permanent inability to distinguish fact from fantasy.
If you plan to watch Donald Trump, please tell your doctor if you have any of the following conditions: Compassion, Common Decency, Lingering Morality, or a Latent Belief in Justice. When combined with Donald Trump, these conditions may cause a severe interaction leading to severe itching, sudden aggression or insanity.